joke time

[cherriesmum]

What do you call a fist with no eyes??...A fsh...heheheheheheheh

Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "is the bar tender here?"....

[ellanoize]

You Know they are a true friend...

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

[cherriesmum]

geeze...ain't you all heart LOL....

[mr rogie]

That's what friends are for [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[cherriesmum]

hahha so right.....